We deliver the messages you can’t.

Breakups, resignations, awkward truths handled with professionalism.

Send My MessageGet started in 60 seconds—no account required.
Same-day service$99 Flat feeNo judgment.
“Social Assassin helped me quit my window cleaning job and it was the best decision ever.
Worth every penny.”
Paul
Job Quitter
Texas

How It Works

  1. 1
    Submit your dirty work
    Tell us who needs the message, and how you want it delivered (call, text, email, carrier pigeon not supported—yet).
  2. 2
    Write (or dictate) your masterpiece
    Give us the message. We’ll polish it to a professional shine, or keep it as raw as your feelings require.
  3. 3
    We deliver, you relax
    Our agents deliver your message with the tact of a diplomat and the efficiency of a guillotine. You get proof, they get closure (or confusion).
  4. 4
    Move on with your life
    Enjoy your newfound freedom from awkwardness, guilt, and unnecessary small talk.

Ready to outsource your awkwardness?

Hire Social Assassin today and let us do the dirty work. Your dignity (and relationships) will thank you.

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Services We Offer

We handle life’s most uncomfortable conversations, so you don’t have to.

If it’s awkward, we’ve probably done it.

Most Popular

Quit a job

Professional resignation handling with grace and dignity

Most Popular

End a romantic relationship

Compassionate breakup conversations

End a friendship

Tactful closure with mutual respect

Deliver bad news

Sensitive communication of difficult information

Decline an invitation

Polite event declination

Ghost someone

Strategic communication cessation

Resign from a group

Graceful exits from orgs or clubs

Reject a client/vendor

Professional business termination

Other (we'll see)

Custom awkward situations

Transparent, flat-fee pricing

Social Assassin charges a one-time, non-refundable fee of $99 per message delivered. No subscriptions, no upsells, no hidden costs.

What you get

- One message professionally delivered
- Choice of delivery method (call, text, or email)
- Proof of delivery
- Freedom from awkwardness

Included with every mission
  • Professional delivery
  • Choice of delivery method
  • Proof of delivery
  • 100% confidentiality
Flat fee, no surprises
$99USD
Invoices and receipts available for easy company reimbursement

Why Social Assassin?

We're dangerously effective

We’re not just messengers—we’re your emotional hit squad. Here’s what sets us apart from your average “sorry, can’t make it” text.

Zero emotional baggage
We deliver your message, you keep your conscience clean. No awkward follow-ups, no guilt, no problem.
No Awkwardness, Ever
We handle the cringe so you don’t have to. No more sweaty palms or sleepless nights.
One-and-done simplicity
No subscriptions, no hidden fees, no “premium” tiers. Just one flat fee for one unforgettable message.
Personalized Approach
Every situation is unique. We customize our delivery to fit your needs.

Frequently asked questions